Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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