Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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