haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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