If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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