So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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NoShamevember. You game?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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