Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone