I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.