I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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