I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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