sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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