I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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