Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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