We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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