So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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