Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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