Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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