Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sober January is a disaster.
You took a bar mat shot.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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