Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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