He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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