fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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