i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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