Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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