I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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