If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
All the doctor said was why
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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