Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
BRING THE BAGELS
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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