so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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