Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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