I want to stick my p in your. b.
it hurts more in the daytime
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?