Yo dont text me then not text me
just tell him i said nine months
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.