forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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