that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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