Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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