Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night