we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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