Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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