Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
