update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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