did you get engaged???
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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