Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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