love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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