Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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