I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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