if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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