Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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