I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.