his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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