She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I have post one night stand depression
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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