You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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