I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?