Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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