Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
wow bdsm is so cute
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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