So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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